Austria 2023: Teya and Selena with ‘Who The Hell is Edgar?’
Once upon a January morning dreary, Whilst I pondered Melodifestivalen weary, Looking at statistics from editions of yore. All of a sudden my notification light flashing, Austria's plans for Eurovision leaking, Leaking much sooner than years passed before.
A prank, said I, and nothing more.
Returning to my reading, Whilst Loreen was busy screaming, Screaming about some statements in a forgotten edition of yore.
Yet again there came a flashing, From a source much stronger than the first. Surely, said I, that is something, And it's time this mystery I explore.
Within the link there was a casting, The performance contained some rapping and what one may describe as dancing, prancing, To the beat of Poe Poe Poe.
So it's true, I repeated, A potential qualifier and nothing more.
This morning I wished not to disturb my napping, But upon my waking I began a dashing, A dashing to watch the video. Its good, from my bed I said, And nothing more.
Checking betfair I began my laughing at the result of button mashing for the price had been smashed in so much shorter than before.
Impossible, quoth I, For jury tastes are too boring and surely they'll be ignoring. Whilst the outright can be forgotten, with the semi disappointing, There's potential for a surprising where there may be less of a ceiling. For the beat in my head is still spinning, and televoter's faces may be grinning, A chance for the semi final winning? - A chance perhaps and nothing more.
My soul within me is stiring for what the delegation be preparing, and be sure something strong is required to take this high. My concerns are thus here focused on the live, And I end this review with one final warning that my faith in Austria would then be found waning.
Regardless of it's final outcome Poe Poe Poe is still spinning, still is spinning through my head and on my playlist it will stay, forevermore.
Personal Rating: 8/10
Competitve Rating: 6/10
Early Prediction: Semi Two 1st-4th, 10th-14th in the final